(Source: mydamnblog11, via bodyrock)

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(Source: fuckyesbeyonce, via bodyrock)

bestfunny:

slapping:

conxerse:

all i have is low self esteem and good taste in music

literally me

 

(Source: conxerse, via ruinedchildhood)

rapniall:

when the whole squad is being fake

image

(via tuscansweaters)

"hey grandpa what was the pussy like in the 1940’s"

(Source: queefdollaz, via ruinedchildhood)

2damnfeisty:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

It’s officially gone too far now.

I’m so mad right now.

(via drakescurls)

  • girl: come over
  • guy: im gay
  • girl: my parents arent home
  • guy: im literally gay

(Source: mlchaelscott, via tuscansweaters)

  • Person: Hi, do you want pizza?
  • Person Nobody Likes: No. I'm being healthy. I'm not eating pizza because...
  • Everyone: Okay.
  • Person Nobody Likes: It looks so good, but the calories--
  • Everyone: Okay.
  • Person Nobody Likes: ...and the fat--
  • Everyone: Okay.
  • Person Nobody Likes: Here's a long explanation of my diet...
  • Everyone:
  • Person Nobody Likes: But I wish I could cheat LOL!
  • Everyone:
  • Person Nobody Likes: That stuff is so bad for you, you know? But you have fun!
  • Everyone who has left to go live their lives:
  • Person Nobody Likes: It's the gluten, you know? I don't know what that is, but it's soooooo baaaaaad.
  • Crickets who have come out because it's midnight now:
  • Person Nobody Likes: I cheated and ate an M&M yesterday! I spent an hour at the gym to make up for it but so worth it LOL.
  • Unfeeling universe:
  • Person Nobody Likes: Have you tried using cauliflower instead of bread to make a pizza?
  • Existential dread:
  • Person Nobody Likes: It tastes exactly the same, and it's sooooo much healthier.
  • Death itself:
  • Person Nobody Likes: I'm gonna go drink my soy smoothie now.
  • Person Nobody Likes: It's a small size.
  • Person Nobody Likes: Gotta watch my thighs!
  • Apocalypse, the end of all space and time as we know it, the fathomless void of nothingness:
  • Person Nobody Likes: BUT YOU ENJOY THAT PIZZA, FRIEND.